I always wanted to be bad-ass,
And have a music video where I
Messed up my no-good ex’s Chevy–
But it turns out that I am just too nice.
Although, right now I really want to
Go out and rip up his apartment.
I wanna shatter his huge flat-screen,
And then I’ll spray-paint my name on his walls.
I wanna kick in his bedroom door
And tear up his vintage autograph book,
And grin because I know he will cry
When he sees I burned his precious jersey.
But I won’t cry for that low-life ex;
He never gave me a reason to smile.
And since he didn’t give me a reason to smile
He isn’t a good enough reason to cry.
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